Monday, February 6, 2012

I'm one minivan short of being a total MOM.

You ever have those days when you wake up and you look around and you think, WOW; I'm a total mom.

You know, when you can't remember if your shirt has baby puke on it before you leave the house, chances are very good, so just roll with it. Customers and Employees at Wal-Mart, have seen worse. If you don't believe me, just type in people of Wal-Mart in your search engine.

When you know all the words to any one of the following theme songs: Bubble Guppies, The Fresh Beat Band,Caillou,Team Umizoomi, Dora the Explorer, The Wonder Pets, and/or The Backyardigans.

When your shirt now doubles as a klennex, burp cloth, and towel.

Examining poopy diapers has become second nature.

When you're O.K. with this adorning your car:

At least it's not a 'baby on board' sticker, right!?!, RIGHT?!? O.K. I know.

When your house looks like this on most days that end in Y.(I'm mildly embarrassed to put this on my blog, but for dramatic effect it needed to be done, please do not call Child services I swear I cleaned it after I posted this!).

Have I mentioned that even on my worst day I still LOVE being a total mom. This is exactly where the Lord wants me in my life and I'm more than happy to oblige Him. 

Especially for these two little rascals.

Do YOU have any other things that make you a total MOM? 


  1. Love it! Philip tells me often that I'm embarrassing. That makes me a total Mom! Please take down the Dora shade. I can barely function over here. I'm laughing at the thought of Bryan driving around with that thing on the window.

  2. I know I'm a total mom when my lunch consists of the crust left behind by Cade, when I find myself telling white lies like "no Cade I'm drinking coffee not pop" so that he won't ask for a drink and when the rare day comes up when I actually blow dry and flat iron my hair and Cade asks me where we're going! Pretty bad but like you said, I wouldn't trade it for ANYTHING!



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